Cast: Nicholas Hoult, Awkwafina, Ben Schwartz, Shohreh Aghdashloo, Brandon Scott Jones, Adrian Martinez, Nicolas Cage
Director: Chris McKay
Writer: Ryan Ridley
Renfield is a movie about co-dependent relationships, and in a way I think I might be in a co-dependent relationship with Hollywood. For example, when it was announced that a Mr. Nicolas Cage would be playing Count Dracula in this new flick, I allowed myself to get my hopes up. I’ve been burnt before by such a seemingly perfect casting choice (words can’t describe how let down I was by the nonentity that was Ian McShane’s Blackbeard), but surely the team on Renfield knew what they had? Dracula is about as iconic as movie monsters get and Cage, one of our most iconic leading men today, is the exact right level of commanding and erratic to assume the role and deliver something new and original. It isn’t too much to ask for this movie to deliver on such a promise, is it? Well, it just might be for a Hollywood that is so averse to risk, so homogenised in its content, so colourless in its stylisation that they wouldn’t know what to with Cage if he turned up to rehearsal in full costume and makeup with a Transylvanian accent and actual necrotic powers ready to go. And so we keep regressing to the same pattern: Hollywood comes up with a vaguely interesting idea with a great deal of potential behind it, and then proceeds to deliver the most uncreative and uninspiring rendition of that idea. Except when they don’t, which is why we keep coming back.
Count Dracula (Cage) is in fact a supporting player in this story. The main character is, as you might have guessed, Renfield (Nicholas Hoult), the English lawyer who fell under the vampire’s thrall when he visited him in Transylvania to broker a land deal. In the century since, Renfield has lived (or is the word unlived, given that he’s undead?) as the Count’s familiar, an immortal servant with a portion of Dracula’s powers whose only purpose in life (or undeath) is to serve his master’s will and find him victims to feast upon. Having gone into hiding in New Orleans following a skirmish with vampire hunters that left Dracula in a decrepit state, Renfield has worked out an effective system for bringing him bodies for his recovery without having to murder innocents. He has started attending a support group for people in abusive, co-dependent relationships where he will hear stories about terrible partners, friends, and relatives whom nobody would miss were they to disappear without a trace. But when Renfield shares his own story about a boss who thinks he can take over the world and has insidiously planted himself in his mind, he begins to understand that he is working for a narcissist who is preventing him from being his own person. The only way out then is to stand up to Dracula and reach full power for himself.
That’s all fine and dandy, but for some reason there is a parallel plot centred around some woman called Rebecca (Awkwafina), a police officer looking to take down the all-powerful crime family responsible for killing her father. This is the Lobo family, led by the conniving Bellafrancesca (Shohreh Aghdashloo) and her hothead son Tedward (Ben Schwartz). They perform whatever crimes they please without impunity because half of the police force is in their pocket, but then find a themselves in a problem they can’t pay off when Renfield happens upon one of their operations and brutally executes every goon present. He meet cutes Rebecca in the process and finds that he likes the idea of becoming the hero that she believes him to be. If this sounds like a tacked-on narrative and a great big distraction from anything to do with Dracula, then you would be right. But what’s even worse is that it adds further whiplash to a movie that is already tonally confused about itself. Renfield is an action-comedy that’s trying to align itself with some of the biggest trends in Hollywood right now (what if Dracula’s familiar was a superhero, essentially) and so is trying to marry its Marvel sensibilities with the wry humour of What We Do in the Shadows. In doing so, all the movie succeeds at is embodying some of the weakest practices plaguing modern cinema.
The concept is the brainchild of Robert Kirkman, creator of The Walking Dead, but those charged with translating his idea into a coherent picture never seemed able to nail down what that idea really is. It plays things in too broadly comical a fashion to work as the kind of satire that What We Do in the Shadows succeeded in being, it’s too tame and reserved to aim for the level of campiness that made Bram Stoker’s Dracula a cult classic, and it’s too inept to work as a mildly watchable Marvel-style action-comedy. The excessive gore and self-referential pop-culture-induced humour tells me that what they’re shooting for is a Deadpool sort of irreverent tone, but it doesn’t land because there’s nothing tangible to latch on to. Dracula’s place in the world is never really established and nobody ever really reacts to the revelation that vampires are in fact real. The blood and gore spilt during the many elaborate fight scenes looks fake to a cartoonish degree and, no matter how much of it is splattered, little of it ever seems to seep onto the characters’ clothes and skin. The movie is obviously meant to be comedy, but it is so broad and confused in its approach that it’s sometimes not clear whether a given line or bit is even intended to land as a joke.
It’s almost impressive how blatantly the film telegraphs its themes about standing up for one’s self and battling one’s demons and yet is still so confused about itself. It pays mere lip-service to these themes without ever finding a sufficient mode of expression for them, either on the dramatic front or on the comedic one. Perhaps the ideas was for Renfield’s emerging personhood to manifest itself in the action scenes, but they are all so choppily edited that even the more creatively gruesome stuff (such as they are with those rubbish effects anyway) barely leave any impression on the brain. Hoult, bless him, tries his best and his performance is one of the few elements that rings as sincere in what is otherwise a deeply cynical film. Cage also seems like he’s having fun vamping it up, even if the film has no idea what to do with him beyond making him just generically mean and evil. They have to contend however with a script that feels like a rushed first draft and a supporting cast who give such wildly dissonant performances as if instructed to improvise whatever came to mind without direction. Renfield is bad in a lot of ways that many modern movies are bad, but it’s also worse because it fails to clear so many of the minimum prerequisites that would at least allow it to qualify as ‘passable’. Sometimes I wish I knew how to quit Hollywood.
★★